Chad chandler |  |  | | Before | After | | Problem: wants to be an australian idol | | “now, with his new cut and lack of need to worry about daily hygiene, our chad has spent all the extra hours practising for greatness. he’s got karaoke installed in his house and a job carrying speakers for a local bad while he waits for his big break.” | | Neil drason |  |  | | Before | After | Problem:climbing the tree
| “since his new hair cut, mr drason has become MR drason. the bank liked his go-get attitude so much they even gave him a car loan, and now he has a new job and a girlfriend almost on the scene. the ladder is practically his to climb when he wants to.” | | Mary p |  |  | | Before | After | Problem:getting the dream job
| “you’ll see here how her hair has lifted, and she has gone from plain jane in moth balls to powerful pumpkin looking girl who would make mince meat out of jenny kee. who is jenny kee?” | |
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Pixie dean |  |  | | Before | After | | Problem:getting noticed | | “since coming to evo, pixie has been wrapped up in cellophone, photographed swimming in a bath full of hydrangeas and been the focus of an avant garde art loft sect in brooklyn. and not even a thanks did we get, but all the cooler for it. the thanks is in the doing” | | sandy |  |  | | Before | After | Problem:all hair and no art
| “ here is a woman who has ‘organised arty hostess ’ written all over her. without even a hint of pity, she could conduct an exhibition in three languages about the deep and unquestionable history of her remarkable artistic discovery. yes,and all for a change of hairstyle. ” | | yvette |  |  | | Before | After | Problem: people think she is full of herself
| “now, despite the fact that we all know yvette is a conniving bi%%$, with this hair cut she has become almost trustworthy. nice hairstyle that.” | |
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valerie bean |  |  | | Before | After | | Problem: needs to make a comeback | | “see the way she’s just livened up there - stars in her eyes nada, she owns it, she bloody well owns it. i’d like to buy a vowel... i’d like to buy a U please.” | | kitty madison |  |  | | Before | After | Problem: pleasing the pimp
| “and you can see the way, when her mouth is all puckered like that, with her new hair do, how the years just wind on back. it’s as if the doll has just come out of the shop” | | rachel |  |  | | Before | After | Problem: permanent extra
| “rachel may never actually get a leading role - unless she’s the stunt double for nicole - but seriously, how cool is her hair? fug to the microphone gags... we have successfully managed to raise rachel’s wickedness factor to four!” | |
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chevaughn |  |  | | Before | After | | Problem: she's not famous | | “with her new found depth, chevaughn is now a pop-up book instead of the regular one-dimensional publication. chevaughn was out in public for only a week and she scored a contract; now all she has to do is keep her mouth shut and she’ll be apples.” | | | |